Taylor swift is really freaked about april fools day – so let’s prank her
Taylor Swift is not the biggest fan of April Fools Day — if Wednesday’s (April 1) tweet is to be believed:
For the next 24 hours, TRUST NO ONE. *locks self in kitchen cabinet*
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) April 1, 2015
Well, that kind of makes me want to prank her even more, you know? So much so that I concocted eight amazing ways to put one over on Tay Tay this April 1. Check it:
Switch Out Her Cats With Their Human Counterparts
The REAL Meredith and Olivia curled up on Taylor’s pillow, chasing string, using the litter box (ew, no, nevermind)? Hilarity would totally ensue. I mean, Mariska Hargitay already has the collar…
Switch All Of Her Besties’ Phone Numbers With Various And Sundry Takeout Places
Oh man, Swift will really think she’s off her rocker when she goes to call Lorde and Petey’s Pizza answers instead. She’d probably just make BFFs with all the delivery dudes, though…
Stop Liking, RTing And Favoriting — For 24 HoursGive her a taste of being a normal person — if just for one day.
Tell Her All The World’s Cookies Have DisappearedShe won’t believe you, but that’s probably her worst nightmare (basically).
Replace All The ‘Shake It Off’ Covers On YouTube With This Video
She’ll miss the undulating Swifties, but will take serious comfort in these adorable cats. Especially since hers are now humans and have become self-aware enough to mutiny.
Lengthen The Legs Of All Her Chairs So She’ll Think She ShrunkYeah, I stole this from “The Twits,” but, whatever, it would be funny.
Shorten The Legs Of All Her Chairs So She’ll Think She GrewIt really works either way.
Put All Signs Reading ‘No Dancing’ Wherever She GoesNow I’m just being mean.