Solange’s wedding was basically nothing like a normal person’s wedding

Congrats Solange! Bey’s little sister officially tied the knot with Alan Ferguson in New Orleans on Sunday, and the wedding — let’s just say it looked like a very fancy, very tasteful cult induction ceremony. Read: Tons of white. Tons of standing in lines and not touching each other. Tons of semi-blank stares. Granted, the photos Beyoncé shared of the event on Instagram were originally posted to Vogue.com (which means they were meant to be fashion-y), but we couldn’t help but notice how they diverged from, well, normal people’s wedding snaps. Check out the top four differences we noticed below…

1. The Bride And Groom

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Look how serene — and far apart — Solange and her husband Alan Ferguson are! No way in hell is Alan smashing cake into Solange’s face.

2. The Bride

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Many brides kind of… how to say this… FREAK OUT, before their weddings. Solange, as chill as chill can be, just pedals around on a bike. No big.

3. The Wedding Party

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Not a drunken uncle or handsy aunt in the bunch — mostly because no.one.is.touching.

4. Children

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Solange’s son Julez is one seriously well-behaved (and well-coiffed) kid — unlike the minions of hell that regularly descend upon weddings with sticky fingers and gaping maws of misery.