“ridiculous” children make absolute worrywarts out of their parents [sneak peek]

Not only do kids say the darndest things, they also get into some pretty crazy s**t. On the next episode of “Ridiculousness,” forefather to modern MTV stuntmen, Bam Margera, will stop by the studio to lend his expert eye to little kid stunt work gone awry, and the sneak peek below is enough to convince all parents to keep their little ones chained to the walls indefinitely.

In “Mini Bams,” a clip reel dedicated to Bam as a child, Rob Dyrdek strings together a collection of kids who test the limits, and…usually come up a bit short — like the teeny skateboarder who gets clotheslined at the skate park, or the baby biker who’s pretty bad-ass despite his pacifier. “This little Bam has to learn to get his hands down first,” Rob says, after one death-defying tricyclist face-plants into the dirt instead of completing his stunt successfully. Hey, if they’re starting out this young, they’re bound to hit the X Games by the time they’re 10. Silver lining, folks…

Check out the video, and tune in for an all-new “Ridiculousness” Thursday night at 10e/p!