Proof snooki and jwoww love to talk sh-t

If Snooki & JWOWW‘s bond has taught us one thing, it’s that friends don’t talk sh** to each other, they talk about sh** to each other.

Since spending summers together along the Jersey Shore, the proud guidettes-turned-mothers have bonded over leopard print, impromptu drag shows and, naturally, the state of their gastrointestinal tracts. Yup, as recently as last week’s episode, Snooki slipped out of mom-to-be yoga for an urgent number two, and the discussion that followed, which involved the class’ instructor, was just par for the cesspool course.

Whether the ladies have been ready to release or salty about being backed up, they’ve never been shy about rear-related scuttlebutt. Check out the video proof below, and tune in to the next “Snooki & JWOWW” episode Wednesday night at 10e/7p!

Pre-date jitters:

While getting ready for a date, Snooki admitted running to the bathroom was just part of her pre-party ritual. Let’s hope she remembered to wash her hands before holding his!

A sh***y education:

Curious about what the shape or color of your deposit says about your general health? Snooki, a toilet authority, has the answers.

Guys, we’ve hit a roadblock:

If you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go, even if you’re sorting through glittery trims at a craft supply store. Sadly, Nicole didn’t have much luck when she finally made it to the lavatory.

The constipation continues:

The craft store was too public a place for Nicole to find a solid BM, but sometimes, even privacy doesn’t lead to relief. When Snooki needed to go while hanging out at JWOWW’s, her bowels simply refused to work in her favor.

Non-pooping relief:

After 27 hours in labor and the delivery of her beloved little boy Lorenzo, Snooki was — above all else — proud of one thing: she hadn’t sh** on the doctor. Still, she admits, “he ate my fart.” And there you have it!