Pregnant mila kunis really hates it when you do this one thing

Mila Kunis looks as radiant as ever with her newly revealed baby bump right now, but don’t let all of that beautiful, maternal energy fool you — she will still bite your head off if necessary. Especially if you’re a dude who says annoying things like “we’re pregnant!”

Kunis stopped by “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” on Tuesday (June 10) to promote her new movie “Third Person,” and Kimmel learned a lesson the hard way when he tried to empathize with the star since, you know, “we’re” pregnant, too.

“Hello, I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers,” Kunis replied. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila.”

We feel like the “SO SHUT YOUR FACE, ASHTON!” addendum is implied. A silent scream.

Check out the video below, and watch your mouth around Kunis.