‘girl code’ comeback of the day: how to silence a bitchy best friend [video]

There are too many moments in life when someone — be it a stranger, your frenemy or even your grandma — insults you (intentionally or not) to the point of insurmountable irritation, and rather than sass them right back with a silencing quip, you blank on what to say. Hours later, your brain is bombarded with a million jabs you coulda/shoulda/woulda doled out if only the cat hadn’t feasted on your tongue when you needed it most — but tragically, the time for disparagement has passed, and you remain relegated to fantasizing a scenario in which you verbally berate the person who made you feel so small.

Okay, maybe we’re being a little dramatic, but WE KNOW you’ve been there. And it’s the pits. Which is why we’re extending a special service to you, our dear lady friends, throughout this week that will ensure you’re not speechless the next time you fall victim to a passive-aggressive dig or outright rude slight: the “Girl Code” Comeback of the Day, provided by the very sharp-witted comedienne, Jessimae Peluso. With these prepared zingers, you’ll never seek closure again.

For today’s Comeback, Jessimae provides the perfect line to sling at a friend who accuses you of flirting with her man. Get out your notepads…