Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt
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We don't like spreading celebrity gossip any more than you like reading it. But our best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend knows this kid who's going with the girl who sez Paris TOTALLY dumped Doug Reinhardt.

So, OK, here's the deal: Apparently, E! Online asked Dougie 'bout rumors that he and Paris broke up yesterday and he told them "that's not true. Everything is OK with us." Meanwhile, at almost the exact same time, Paris' rep confirmed the split to Usmagazine.com, saying they're "no longer together" but "remain friends" (and could you please "respect their privacy") and blahblahblah.

In other words? Doug's either a total liar (not implausible) or else he literally had no idea that Paris was kickin' him to the curb. (OMG, right??!)

Bottom line, Doug's been TTYNEd and Paris is as single as they come. Hmm, anyone else thinking spinoff? Paris Hilton's My New GF DOES have an awfully nice ring to it ...