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Here’s some things I can promise you will find in the newspaper: sex advice from Sheena, awesome video links, gangster poetry as written by Nicole, links to our favourite online games, horoscopes provided by Rich the audience guy, Live related crossword puzzles, a pictorial column from Jessi Cruickshank, and a crap load of other crap. First issue is out this Monday! We are serious.

I’m outside gearing up for the Super Bowl with former CFL quarterback Damon Allen, who will be throwing howitzers at me. I made a Damon Allen trading card (front AND back) for you kids who might be unfamiliar with his work.

Aghhh, I spent way too much time making that card. Here’s Mel Gibson being a dick to a man named Dude.

That’s all I got, just watch the show.

Rumour has it, that everyone’s favourite Jersey Shore cast member, Snooki, has some noods up for sale. Apparently she is a very dirty, dirty, girl.

Pure class. How does the thought of seeing Snooki slamming a salami sound to you, Smiling Dog?

In other JS news, The Situation is releasing his own line of cologne.

Sorry, Mike, you got nothing on Daryn’s eau de toilette.

Here’s a story about a loving couple: Girlfriend breaks boyfriend’s Xbox because he plays too much. Boyfriend gets back at girlfriend by putting her up for the cinnamon challenge, but replaces cinnamon with cayenne pepper. Watch.

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As part of my Super Bowl tailgate week, I will be trying to throw footballs into a moving net. If I fail, I will take on the cinnamon challenge. Prey for me, children.

What do you think of today’s rundown, Smiling Dog?

You only have one chance to catch Live tonight, and that time is 6.